For $28,900, Get Ostracized By Everyone You Know

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 10/23/2013 at 17:04 • Filed to: npocp, truck yeah, lol cars

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Do you wish your cell phone wasn't constantly blowing up? Are you in desperate need of some alone time? This is an exciting investment opportunity for you to get what you want - complete isolation from the rest of the world.

The 9/11 tribute is a touching gesture.

All this and crushing credit card debt from the gas station can be yours at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Boy howdy.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:08

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Why is he taking the video in the middle of the road?!

hollanddjw 1 > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:11

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Dat body lift...

PRBot II > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 10/23/2013 at 17:18

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I think there are a lot of things this guy doesn't understand about the world.

Will with a W8 races an E30 > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:19

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Its...its got stacks but its not diesel. Its got a scoop under the hood, and a horn in the scoop. I am confused.

PRBot II > Will with a W8 races an E30 10/23/2013 at 17:23

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You're confused... I'm confused...

But I think the guy behind this automotive blasphemy is the most confused by far.

PatBateman > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:26

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What in blooming f**k is that?!?!

PRBot II > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:26

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GODWILL

WILL BE

DONE

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Captain_Overboost > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:29

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Stand up and salute the flag ya pinko, commie, bleeding heart liberals...

PRBot II > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 17:29

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Just another truck in the sunshine state.

PatBateman > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:33

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*abomination in the sunshine state.

Also, see my Bro Truck post from earlier. Also from Florida.

CAR_IS_MI > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:36

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Saw that too.

CAR_IS_MI > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:37

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So what exactly is this thing? kinda looks like a Ranger chassis.

PRBot II > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 17:38

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Ugh... dammit, Florida.

CAR_IS_MI > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:39

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Also, 4 diesel like stacks on a gasser, and...

Is that a turbo in the hood, which is clearly shown to have no connection to anything in the engine????

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:40

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It's like an optical illusion that just keeps getting worse and worse the more you look at it.

Straightsix9904 > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:41

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The most offensive thing about this, is that the wheels are not centered in the arches. It is drivin' me crazy.

PRBot II > CAR_IS_MI 10/23/2013 at 17:41

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Oh it's a Ranger alright.

Well, it was.

PatBateman > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:45

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You know, I don't think the people in Florida are necessarily dumber than the rest of the nation's population. They have some fine colleges, good lawyers, smart business people... I don't know.

I blame the Bermuda Triangle.

PRBot II > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 17:49

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I actually lived there for three years. It's definitely not as crazy as the internet makes it out to be.

I don't always remember FL having a bad reputation. But I think ever since they gave the election to Bush in 2000, the state has pretty much been portrayed as America's whipping boy.

PatBateman > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:52

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If California had a few news outlets/blogs (cough cough gawker cough cough) that made a big damned deal out of every single weird news story that came out of the state, we would have the same view of them.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 17:53

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Does that hood scoop shoot out eagles and freedom?

PRBot II > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 18:00

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It's kinda scary how easily public opinion can be herded one way or the other.

PRBot II > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 10/23/2013 at 18:03

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Sloths and granted privileges. 2013 is a weird time.

PatBateman > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 18:03

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It's truly easier than you think. A person is rational and intelligent. PEOPLE are absolute morons and will follow each other like lemmings over a cliff.

PRBot II > Straightsix9904 10/23/2013 at 18:05

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drivin'

Slave2anMG > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 18:10

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I hoon, therefore I am > PRBot II 10/23/2013 at 18:19

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Seriously though, that thing's awful.
Edit: it's small, but the dog has a 'Murica hat on too. And a (dog treat shaped like a) cigar.

PRBot II > I hoon, therefore I am 10/23/2013 at 18:26

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Dawww!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 19:32

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Midway through reading, that was my thought.. "What the f**k is that!?" You beat me to it.